5 PRINTCHR$(14):POKE53281,15:POKE646,0
10 PRINT"[147][193][160][212][208][213][199][160][211][212][207][210][217]"
20 PRINT"[194]Y  [212]PUG #9743"
30 PRINT:PRINT:PRINT" [207]NCE UPON A [212][201][205][197]$[146] IN A CITY HAUNTED BY"
40 PRINT:PRINT"A [208][207][204][212][197][210][199][197][201][211][212][146], THERE WAS THIS GROUP OF"
50 PRINT:PRINT"PEOPLE WHO [201][206][212][197][210][198][193][195][197][196][146] WITH EACH OTHER"
60 PRINT:PRINT"DAILY,IN THEIR EFFORTS TO [205][207][206][201][212][207][210][146] THEIR"
70 PRINT:PRINT"[208][197][212][211][146], PARTICULARLY THE [210][193][205][146]. [212]HIS KEPT"
80 PRINT:PRINT"THEM SO BUSY THAT THEY WERE NEVER [194][193][213][196][146]."
90 PRINT:PRINT" [212]HE LEADER OF THIS GROUP LIVED IN A"
100 PRINT:PRINT"[194][207][206][206][217][146][160][195][193][211][212][204][197][146] AND HIS [194][213][212][212][197][210][146] [198][201][197][204][196][146] WAS  "
110 PRINT:PRINT"COVERED WITH [196][193][198][198][207][196][201][204][146]S (2 [198]'S)."
120 PRINT:PRINT"[210][197][212][213][210][206][146]"
130 GETA$:IFA$=""THEN130
150 PRINT"[147][212]HE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DISTURBED THE [208][197][193][195][197][146]"
160 PRINT"WAS A [208][213][206][212][197][210][146] AND A MAN WHO USED "
170 PRINT"[199][197][210][210][217][146]MANDERING SEARCHING FOR [199][207][204][196][146]."
180 PRINT"[212]HE TROUBLE WAS THAT THE [194][201][212][146] OF THE [205][193][208][146]"
190 PRINT"THAT GUIDED HIS SEARCH WAS WRITTEN"
200 PRINT"WITH A [204][201][199][200][212][160][208][197][206][146] AND SO WAS RATHER [196][201][205][146],"
210 PRINT"DESPITE HIS EFFORTS TO [208][197][197][203][146] AT THE"
220 PRINT"ORIGINAL HELD BY THE LIBRARIANS---THE"
230 PRINT"[194][210][193][196][204][197][217][160][194][210][207][212][200][197][210][211][146]."
240 PRINT:PRINT"[210][197][212][213][210][206][146]"
250 GETA$:IFA$=""THEN250
300 PRINT"[147][193]LTHOUGH HE CURSED AT THEM, THEY"
310 PRINT"MANAGED TO PUT A [200][197][216][146] ON THE [195][213][210][211][207][210][146]."
320 PRINT"[201]N RETALIATION, HE [208][207][203][197][146]D THEM WITH A "
330 PRINT"[202][207][217][211][212][201][195][203][146] AND TRIED TO [205][207][196][197][205][146] DOWN,"
340 PRINT"DRIVING A [211][197][210][201][193][204][160][194][213][211][146], A [198]ORD, AND A"
350 PRINT"[211][200][197][214][146][204][201][206][146] GOOD CONDITION. ([201]N FACT, ALL"
360 PRINT" OF THEIR [195][193][210][211][146]WERE[215][197][204][204][146])."
370 PRINT:PRINT" [207]NE DAY, A MEMBER FROM AN OUT OF TOWN "
380 PRINT:PRINT"[195][200][193][208][212][197][210][146] ARRIVED AT THE [194][213][211][146] [212][197][210][205][201][206][193][204][146],"
390 PRINT:PRINT"[210][197][212][213][210][206][146]"
395 GETA$:IFA$=""THEN395
400 PRINT"[147]WITHOUT KNOWING THE [193][196][196][210][197][211][211][146] OF [212][208][213][199][146]."
410 PRINT"[200]E ASKED A [203][197][210][206][193][204][146] WHO TOLD HIM TO"
420 PRINT"[208][193][196][196][204][197][146] TO THE [210][207][205][146]. [193]T THE [210]OYAL [207]NTARIO"
430 PRINT"[205]USEUM,HE WAS [210][197][205][146]INDED OF THE TELEPHONE"
440 PRINT"NUMBER OF [195][200][210][201][211][160][194][197][206][206][197][212][146]. [194]UT WHEN HE"
450 PRINT"CALLED,HE WAS TOLD THAT [196][197][146] [214][201][195][197][146] WAS [206][207][212][146]"
460 PRINT"[208][210][197][211][197][206][212][146]. [211]O HE HAD TO [210][197][196][207] [198][210][207][205][146] [211][212][193][210][212][146]"
470 PRINT"WHAT HE SET TO DO: [211][212][210][201][206][199][146] ALONG THROUGH"
480 PRINT"THE [200][201][210][197][211][146]IDENTIAL AREA OF THE CITY."
485 PRINT"[204]UCKILY HE MET A GIRL CALLED [214][193][204][146] WHOSE"
490 PRINT"[210][197][212][213][210][206][146]"
495 GET A$:IFA$=""THEN495
500 PRINT"[147][211][217][211][146]TER, WHILE [194][217][212][197][146]ING INTO SOME [195][200][201][208][211][146],"
510 PRINT"WAS ABLE TO [201][206][212][197][210][210][213][208][212][146] HER [210][193][211][212][197][210][146] TO"
520 PRINT"[210][197][212][213][210][206][146] HIM TO THE [210][201][199][200][212]$[146] DIRECTION."
530 PRINT"[200]E FINALLY, HAD TO [198][204][193][199][146] A MAN DOWN AND"
540 PRINT"[193][211][195][146] HIM ABOUT THE [196][207][211][146] AND [196][207][206]'[212][211] OF"
550 PRINT"FINDING HIS WAY AROUND AND HOW TO "
560 PRINT "[201][199][206][207][210][197][146] THE [197][216][212][210][193][146] [194][213][198][198][197][210][146] IN HIS WAY."
570 PRINT" [193]LL ENDED WELL WHEN HE FINALLY MADE IT"
580 PRINT"AND TOLD THE [212][208][213][199] [211][217][211][207][208][211][146] THAT HIS "
590 PRINT"LATEST [205]AGAZINE HAD ARRIVED WITHOUT"
595 PRINT"[210][197][212][213][210][206][146]"
598 GETA$:IFA$=""THEN598
600 PRINT"[147]ITS [218][197][210][207][160][208][193][199][197][146] WHICH HE TOOK TO BE"
610 PRINT"A [211][217][206][212][193][216] [197][210][210][207][210][146] OR A [212][217][208][197] [205][201][211][205][193][212][195][200][146]."
620 PRINT"[212]HEY IMMEDIATELY ASKED IF HE HAD"
630 PRINT"[210][197][196][199][197][210][211][146]TERED FOR THE [205][193][217] CONFERENCE"
640 PRINT"[215]HEN HE REPLIED '[217][197][211]', THEY CELEBRATED"
650 PRINT"IN [211][208][210][201][212][197][146]LY FASHION, DECLARING: '[207]UR"
660 PRINT"[196][207][210][201][211][146] ALWAYS OPEN FOR CHAPS LIKE YOU'."
670 PRINT"[215]ITH APOLOGIES TO [212][208][213][199] OFFICERS MEN-    TIONED AND OMMITTED."